May 2013
I really don’t think i liked high school. i know i enjoyed myself during it, and i changed during it, but i don’t like this honoring of me leaving it. i just want these next couple days to be over.
iamtonysexual:
hausereiring:
roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
allmymetaphors:
isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
riseofthecommonwoodpile:
the concept of yourfaveisproblematic is not a bad one, but the problem is that any blog that just focuses on finding everything bad about people is that it inevitably ends up just turning into people finding justifications for not liking people they already didn’t like.
the broader, actually good point of the blog is that EVERYONE fucks up and that idolizing a celebrity...
flea-girl:
why do white people think they invented yoga
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
4 scenes from the apex of a nervous breakdown
blankslate:
1. we are batteries melting on a sidewalk downwind from waving palm trees. 2. there’s a man cheering on the end of the world. he says, “i’m tired of waiting for things to be over”. 3. you’re trying to remember how helpless you are because you want to be happy. 4. we drink rainwater from broken tires and watch films ...
ivegotthemoveslikezero:
that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just
